porkjerky plogA Foreshadowing Crap
Here’s an email of mine that went out to a bunch of experts on the subject:
Hello, my name is Jason and I want to see if I can grow a flower or fruit bearing plant in one of my functioning toilets.
After researching farming techniques, I have learned that technically this will not be hydroponic. While the plant will grow underwater, there will be a solid source for the plant’s roots to take hold and draw nutrients. I believe that the environment would be similar to that of a creek or pond.
What plant do you recommend for this and can I purchase it from you? Rice is the only thing that I can come up with that meets all my criteria and I am not entirely sure it will work or be the easiest.
Also, sunlight will not be a problem, I can control the amount received up to 12 hours a day.
Taking into consideration all of my conditions, do you have any suggestions for what plant is best for this?
Jason Curless
May god have mercy on my toilet.
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