porkjerky plogYou Can’t Buy Dignity, But You Can Sell It
Although I’m not speaking through a trach tube and using phrases like ‘pert near’, I know I am sounding like my grandfather when I say: Things sure were better back in the good ole days.
Remember when a loaf of bread cost one third a pile of dirt? Slide rules were 40 cents a dozen? White babies cost one greenback on the black market? Manhattan could be had for 15 shiny beads and a bottle of NightTrain? You could hop over the border and see a lady suck off a donkey for a couple hundred pesos? Michael Jackson and Billy Mays were alive? You could blog about abortion for about 8 bits? And people used ‘bits’ as a unit of currency?
Yup, things sure were better, cheaper and more awesomer then. And by then, I mean 3 weeks ago. That’s when bloggerabortion.com sold for 99 cents on Ebay.
Not any more. Those halcyon days of your have passed. That was pre 6/22. That’s when everything changed. The world’s a different place than it was in June. Somewhere we lost our innocence and got thrust into this new world.
As you won’t recall, I was bitching about domain squatters for some reason, found out bloggerabortion.com was being squatted and sent an email to the guy who’s squatting it. I wanted to find out what the going rate was for bloggerabortion.com and if domain squatting paid the bills.
Medium length story short, $159 and yes.
He didn’t want to talk much. Not because he’s ashamed of his vocation, but afraid of others trying to learn how to do it. He thought I was trying to start my own domain squatting empire and was leery of giving me any tips on how to more effectively be a worthless drain on the internet.
Despite my reassurances, he wouldn’t answer too many questions other than to say, yes it is lucrative, easy and to make sure I really didn’t want bloggerabrotion.com for $159.
Feel free to ask him yourself or make a bid for that highly coveted domain by emailing tamaracped@msn.com.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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Listen you jerkoff ,I won an auction on ebay for .99 cents
do you own all the rights to the domain because your mother you dodged a hanger from your mothers hand.
Sorry if you owned the domain before but I guess you dident think it was work 1.05 because 99 cents was the highest I was willing to pay,,,it paid off because the domain is getting me about 150 dollars a month ,im sure your link helped a little, later jerkoff