porkjerky plogAmazingly Amazed
I am amazed at my ability to be amazed at how shitty blogs are. I started this whole crappy section of my site as a tribute to and an example of how horrible blogs are–My whole fucking premise was that blogs suck shit. However, week in and week out I am actually awestruck when I discover something shitty about them.
Its like marrying a stripper and then being surprised when all she wants to do is snort coke and blow random guys. You knew going in that she loved to snort coke and blow random guys, but when you actually see her snorting coke and blowing random guys, you’re still shocked its happening. That’s me and blogs.
And it amazes me that I still find out things about them and go, ‘Jeez, that’s really shitty’.
Case in point, 3 days ago I had another great idea to test my Stay Puff Marshmallow Man Shitty Blog Theory, which states that if you can imagine a horrible idea for a blog, then it already exists, its just a matter of finding a specific example of it. My idea was that there was probably some dumbass who was actually using ebay to sell his shitty blog. The theory held true and I found the yKvz blog.
The posts on it weren’t really posts, but straight AP stories and press releases. That’s all it was. I was fairly certain it’s got some sort of program on the back end that automatically searches the internet for shitty stories to steal and then creates posts with them.
I wondered exactly how prevalent that was. So, I went to Google News, copied in the first paragraph of the first shitty story I could find and searched all blogs for that exact text. It was another punch to the balls. At 1:42 today the AP published a story on Tom Brady’s wife being pregnant, I googled that text at 11:42 and 56 blogs had already stolen that story verbatim and made posts out of it.
That’s amazing. These people are paying for hosting, they are paying for the domain name, they spent either time or money on a program that searches the internet for inane stories to use to automatically make posts. And they did all that all so they could essentially be an internet echo, a crappy story recycler, web filler. Amazing.
Most amazingly, though, is that somehow I am amazed that people would do this. My expectations of the human race are surprisingly low. Time and again, however, humanity always seems to fall short of even those. Amazing.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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