porkjerky plogA Boy, His Anus And A Dream
Finally, after months of perfecting my technique I did it. My hours of practice, dedication and my innate abilities have finally paid the dividends I knew they would. Success is mine. Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there about hard work, setting goals and following through.
You can’t just sit around hoping great things will come to you. You have to go out there, grab life by the balls and squeeze. You have to make it happen for yourself and be willing to put in the hard work to make sure it does.
My accomplishment today wasn’t just handed to me. I didn’t luck into it and it wasn’t something that just happened today. I had to earn it and build up to it. I started small, a triangle here, a simple quadrilateral there. Then a rectangle and then a square. Sometimes I would pinch off a letter or just practice the fundamentals. And it all paid off. Today, I went for it—my months of focus would culminate in either failure or sweet success and glory.
Good news, I did it. I finally shit a trapezoid.
Rhombus here I come.
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