porkjerky plogHappy Juneteenth
Happy Juneteenth everyone.
What a fucking retarded, stupid, dumbass, shit-sucking, idiotic, truly American holiday. This is right up there with the plaque in Topeka that celebrates Brown vs. Board Of Education, the 1965 Voting Rights Act, Dr. Martin Luther King Boulevard in Memphis and every time someone congratulates a fat dumbfuck for dropping a little weight.
It’s a celebration of shit that shouldn’t have been. Its another way we glorify ourselves for being so noble, so great and so intelligent for fixing the mistakes we made.
Juneteenth is a holiday based of the June 19, 1865 forced emancipation of Galveston, TX. That’s right—‘forced’ emancipation. It wasn’t enough that Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation two and a half years earlier. Nor was it enough that the South surrendered in the Civil War ended 2 months prior. Slaves in Texas still weren’t free.
Now though, our shameful history is today’s excuse for a barbecue. Juneteenth shouldn’t be a holiday filled with celebration, but a week we all hang our heads in shame.
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