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Building A Better Money Trap

Here’s what I mean: Some fat cunt’s blogfomercial.

It’s a one page site, made to look like a blog. Well technically it is a blog, except for the one page thing and set up for the sole purpose of selling bullshit. This is how humanity is spending its time? Setting up these shitty sites, spamming people with links and hoping to get rich from it all? At what point does getting a real fucking job become a viable possibility for these people?

God forbid, what if that is their job?

Now, anyone with a third of a brain cell can tell that site is some sort of viral marketing campaign for some wannabe diet fad du jour. I’m not stroking my cock and waxing poetic about how genius I am for figuring that out. My point is, that bullshit blogs like that obese snatch Joan Parker’s, are inevitable because we as a species are almost instinctually driven to junk up every medium we invent with bullshit ads trying to sell bullshit products and services.

There may or may not be a real Joan Parker behind it and who gives a fuck if there is—either case is super shitty. If there really is some fat soccer mom in California who set up the blog as a front to sell whatever vitamin/supplement weight loss bullshit she’s selling, then that’s horrible on an individual level. The fact that one single person can junk up the internet in this way is disheartening. What does it say about our culture when the technology we develop allows idiots to set up a scams like this with a few clicks of a mouse? Is that the point of our advancement? To put the ability to scam others into the hands of the common person? Is that the direction we want to move society in?

If there’s not a real Joan Parker, that means some shitty organization is behind this. That might be even more disgusting. Joan Parker setting out on her own to scam people is one thing, but an entire company that has some sort of investors, employees and a business plan that uses its resources to create these bullshit, grassroots looking blogs in the hope that people will fall for them and buy whatever shitty product they are selling is almost unconscionable.

That means its somebody’s job to do this and somebody else believes they can turn a profit not only doing this, but hiring people to do this for them. Oy vey. So, some guy goes into the office at 8, sits in meetings about how to set up these shitty sites to scam people out of money, then actually sets them up, then tries to get people to go to them, then goes to lunch, comes back to the office, checks some charts and graphs about how their bullshit sites are doing, a couple more meetings, answers some emails and goes home at 5.

That’s your job? That’s what you are contributing to society? Fuck me.

Fuck you.

Fuck us all.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.