porkjerky plogScience Fair Blogging Project
Purpose:
To see how many times in the history of blogging it has got someone laid.
Hypothesis:
Not once, in the history of the internet has a guy gotten pussy because of his blog.
Procedures:
Google exact phrases that would verify someone has gotten laid/blown because of their blog. Then, verify each returned citation by checking the page for the context in which it appears.
Results:
a. unable to confirm, no blog attached to poster of this
b. both mocking questions
c. 1 was wishful thinking–hoping it would happen, the other did occur, but the person was already an acquaintance.
b. both mocking questions
c. 1 was wishful thinking–hoping it would happen, the other did occur, but the person was already an acquaintance.
Conclusion
In the history of the internet, never have the majority of the phrases I searched for been typed. The few that had were said mockingly. And the once time I did find someone who did get laid, he already knew the bitch. Ergo, blogging is gay.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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