Revenge, Best Served Steaming

Damn Dirty Apes

I went to the zoo to see the ape pit

Chimp, I don’t like what your tossing one bit

    I crapped in my hand

    Took aim, wound up and

In his mouth. Damn dirty Ape ate my shit.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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Just once I want a news report about the hundreds of thousands of us who accidentlessly drive home drunk every night.