porkjerky plogSelf-Fulfilling Shitty Blog Post, Deux
Sorry its been so long since I last posted, but like I said, I just don’t shit on Saturdays. Maybe I was raised wrong, maybe I’m just not living up to my full shitting potential, maybe gorging on Velveeta smothered porterhouses every Friday isn’t such a great gastronomical decision. Who knows.
What I do know, is that I am back and a couple pounds lighter.
Genius-level irony intended, today’s post is about blogs who reference their lack of frequently posting. Which is as riveting as the story of my grandmother riveting in 1940.
Again, like I said about posts about trouble with blogging, no one gives a fuck about your blog in the first case. By the transitive power of who gives a fuck, no one gives a fuck that you haven’t posted in who gives a fuck long.
You may have picked up on this yourself when everyone wasn’t mobilized to contact you to find out what was wrong and to see if you were ok. All the phone calls, emails, texts and comments you didn’t get in the interim period between your last post and this post about not posting for so long should have been your first clue.
But no, go ahead and reference it, everyone and their comatose aunt Linda wants to hear.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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