porkjerky plogRapetacular Blog Award
Its time, because I fucking feel like it, for another When I Fucking Feel Like It Shitty Blog Award.
Todays shitty blog, The False Rape Society, is shitty in a new, bad way. Bad as in not funny. Most past winners covered topics that were shitty (Texas AIDS, Depressed Single Mother, fat kids) in a funny way. Today’s blog covers a shitty topic in and of itself—false rape accusations.
They won because the information they are passing out is shitty, as in should never have happened and people should go to jail because it did.
Now the back story. I talked to an old friend this weekend and he made me remember a cunt we used to know. Fair disclosure: neither of us fucked her, but one of her more popular past lays made me coin a new term: ‘regretful fuck’.
She, like a lot of girls, mistake a regretful fuck for rape. You know what I mean, that ugly guy at the bar or maybe your roommate’s unattractive cousin or the guy you went out with once but can’t seem to shake? Somehow he was so persistent and you possibly so drunk, that, to shut him up, you fucked him. Then you realized you shouldn’t have.
That’s a regretful fuck. And in a lot of girls’ minds that’s rape.
Sorry ladies, but there is no legal recourse for you fucking someone, who on second thought, you shouldn’t have. Whining, finding you at the emotional right time, badgering or somehow coercing you into bumping uglies is fair play. Just because you got fucked and then fucked over by some asshole douchebag, loser doesn’t make him a criminal.
The worst part is that the cunt we knew was both too ashamed to report it to the police (in my book, you’re not raped unless you go to the cops) and overly proud of it, dropping it into just about every conversation she had. Everyone knew she was ‘raped’, but no one called her on her bullshit until I asked for details and then told her she wasn’t.
And that’s why I love and hate the blog at The False Rape Society. Its story after story of crazy snatches who had reported people as rapists, then the truth got out that they weren’t.
When I say story after story, I mean it. This year alone there have been 151 posts. Last year 412. More than a story a day about poor bastards who got fingered by a bipolar bitch.
So, congratulations to The False Rape Society for its shitty blog and a big fuck you to the psycho cunts who made it all possible.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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