porkjerky plogCrapology 101: Thermodynamic Equilibrium
Science fair time is coming soon kids. Let today’s crap be your inspiration and I am sure you will bring home the blue ribbon or gold medal or star trek uniform or whatever worthless crap they are giving to kids who have no friends and suck at sports these days.
What’s the melting point of crap?
What’s the boiling point of crap?
Which state of matter of shit has the highest specific gravity?
Of course, what I would like to know is how awesome is my ass? Look at that picture.
Today, my rectum achieved the triple point of shit. I barely had my ass on the toilet and out shot about a liter of hot air, immediately followed by 2 tiny turds and then the spigot turned on. That’s right, I produced shit in all three states of matter simultaneously.
Or if you’re a retard just looking for participation points, you could always mix baking soda, my crap and a couple squirts of vinegar for the best volcano ever. Cliche, but kick-ass cool.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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