porkjerky plogOf Thee I Poop
Wow, that’s some sweet ass shit. I am now an ‘S’ and an ‘N’ away from crapping my first name. And only and ‘E’ and 2 more ‘S’s from my last name.
Let that be a lesson to all you kids out there. When you put your mind to it, hunker down, work a little, offer your life and bowels up for god’s mercy and twist and convulse your asshole at just the right instance, you truly can accomplish anything.
Oh sure there were times when I just wanted to quickly pinch off a turd without first saying a prayer and doing a half-assed job of wiping after wards, but now all my hard work, faith in christ and Chipotle-rich diet is finally paying off.
A lot of people who accomplish great things, like I am on the verge of, shun the responsibility that goes with them. Not me, once I crap my whole name I am still going to be the same, down to earth, church-fearing role model for today’s youth that I have been since I lit my first fart.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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