porkjerky plogFat Pieces Of Shit
This is not news to anyone, but people are generally ignorant. Myself included. There is just too much in the world to be informed of. Like knowing about what words not to end sentences with.
That was pretty god damn good, but you probably missed it. Both times. And that’s fine.
The truly horrible people in the world aren’t just ignorant, they are ignorant of their ignorance and unable to decrease it. Which makes them stupid. Its ok to not know, but its not ok to not know you don’t know and not know how to know.
Like a retard who constantly burns his hand by sticking it in the fireplace. Hey, he’s retarded, you know what, maybe he doesn’t know fire’s hot. I’ll give him the first one.
Ok he did it again. Maybe he wasn’t paying attention the first time, I will let this one slide too.
But the third and fourth times he reaches in so that he can grab the flame and put it in his pocket—well that’s when he’s a lost cause and becomes entertainment. At that point you just have to laugh at him and encourage him to do it some more because its funny.
As I was trying to find advertisers to rip off by carrying their ads on this plog, I kept coming to weight loss scams. Here’s how I got there. I would google phrases related to a shit blog (‘diuretic’, ‘diarrhea’, ‘colon’, ‘enema’ etc.) that hopefully some company was advertising on. Then I would click on the right column—the sponsored links–because companies can pay to put their link return there when someone searches for specific terms.
No matter what term I used, I always kept getting a bunch of diet scams. Either it was an enema kit that would help you lose weight by flushing out your ass or a diarrhea inducing product that would stop you from digesting your food or it was a diet pill based on pseudo science.
Most people would be mad at the scams for being scams, not me. That’s shortsighted. Some might call the fatties, victims, but they aren’t—they’re idiots who deserved to be screwed over. The diet scams are essentially encouraging retards to burn themselves once again. Its not their fault the retards are incapable of learning and realizing there’s no easy way to lose weight. So there’s nothing wrong with them trying to make a buck off their retardation and refusal to learn.
Fat people who believe that miracle weight loss plans exist deserve to learn that they don’t the hard way.
Its amazing. 2009 and Fat fucks still believe and shell out good money to avoid a little discipline and work. Which is the only real solution to getting skinny. Of course you can tell them that, scientifically prove it and they still will look for that pill, procedure or enema kit that will be their panacea no matter how much evidence against it working exists.
At some point fraud no longer becomes fraud, it’s the dupes fault for falling for it. Take the Nigerian email scam. If anyone falls for it, they deserve to fall for it. Or any get-rich quick scheme. Or any product or service that that will help you lose weight.
It shouldn’t be wrong to scam idiots out of their money. I pay up to $2 for a bottle of sugar water–that’s a scam and I am the dupe. But, is it Coke’s fault for selling the shit at an inflated rate? No, they do it because they can.
Same with weight loss scams. Actually, in fact they are doing the world a public service by taking money from idiots who will only blow it on scams. Those people don’t deserve money and only encourage new scams.
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