porkjerky plogShit I Found Beside The Road
Glory days are here again. The tow trucks have pulled away, the flares have burned out, I took another huge shit, funerals have been had, people have littered up our nations highways a little more and just put up some new roadside memorial pictures because of it all.
I like to think of this shitty plog as a sort of sorbet—a palette cleanser of images of shit. A nice little break from the meat and potatoes of the site—my R.I.P. section. That’s where the good stuff is.
I’m up to like 118 crosses and a lot of them have great stories. The kind of stories that are so true, it pisses people off. So, read through them, check out my sources (yeah motherfucker, for every cross I take a picture looking like a shit eating idiot next to I actually bust my ass researching), then come back here, and refresh your taste buds by nibbling on some nuggets here.
Bon appetite.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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