Shitonyms

Fuck rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens. These are a few of my favorite things:

poop turds shit

crap
dung guano doo doo

duke
feces excrement droppings

manure
ordure stool poo poo

deuce
#2 crapola diarrhea

doodie
 
A Turd By Any Other Name, Smells Just As Shitty
 
ass bum butt

derriere
tush rump bottom

posterior
patootie rear gluteus maximus

duff
fanny keister backside

buttocks
behind hind end seat

arse
buns hiney back

booty
back badonkadonk caboose

dumps
 
browneye anus sphincter

Hershey Highway
pooper asshole rectum

shithole
fagina crapper butthole

poop chute
bunghole fudge factory backdoor

chocolate starfish
 

Yeah, Eskimos are the crazy ones for having so many words for ‘snow’.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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I'm going to take the high road and not even dignify that comment with a 'go fuck yourself you stupid, fat ugly cunt'.