Ode To My Poo

A Shitty Ditty

I once put a P’zone in my gut,

Never made it out of Pizza Hut,

    Ass barely on the pot,

    When out molten shit shot,

All that from one small hole in my butt?

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

Comments

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Poop!
Smells Disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You could always tell I was destined for greatness. In the 7th grade I was already coloring at a college sophomore level.