138th Shitty Thing About Blogs

Oh man, I thought of something super shitty about blogs. As usual I won’t just be bitching about it, but doing it.

This porkjerky plog classic originally ran 8 days ago. Enjoy.

Old Shit

Look at that. That’s some mighty fine shitting my friends. That turd’s going up on my refrigerator. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does its something special.

I am a simple man who can appreciate the simple things in life. People always love to whine about their bad luck and always bitch about things they hate. Not me. Today, I am taking the time to point out the finer things in life and how we all have someting good plop into our lives every now and then.

Like craps that only take one wipe to clean. Thing of beauty.

Its not winning the lottery, or finding out an ex-girlfriend gained 70 pounds and is in an abusive relationship, but its still a pretty nice thing to happen. Just makes you appreciate life that much more. A shit that cleans with only one wipe is just one of the smaller things that makes you realize luck is on your side sometimes. Like something at the grocery store ringing up wrong in your favor or 2 M&M packets dropping from the vending machine or being white.

Shitty blog thing #138: Rerunning old posts.

Double fuck you. Its the god damn internet for testicle’s sake. You don’t need to repost bullshit that already exists. Stupid, lazy motherfuckers.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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They can put a man on the Moon and a vagina on a man, but they can't cure the common cold. Then again, they still haven't put a vagina on the Moon, so I guess there's a couple more steps to go.