porkjerky plogGood Shit
Look at that. That’s some mighty fine shitting my friends. That turd’s going up on my refrigerator. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does its something special.
I am a simple man who can appreciate the simple things in life. People always love to whine about their bad luck and always bitch about things they hate. Not me. Today, I am taking the time to point out the finer things in life and how we all have someting good plop into our lives every now and then.
Like craps that only take one wipe to clean. Thing of beauty.
Its not winning the lottery, or finding out an ex-girlfriend gained 70 pounds and is in an abusive relationship, but its still a pretty nice thing to happen. Just makes you appreciate life that much more. A shit that cleans with only one wipe is just one of the smaller things that makes you realize luck is on your side sometimes. Like something at the grocery store ringing up wrong in your favor or 2 M&M packets dropping from the vending machine or being white.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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